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10 Reasons Why I Hate Georgia (and you should too)

I hate Georgia with a passion, and you as a Gator fan should too. Certainly, we as Gators have our share of rivals with Tennessee, Florida State, Miami, and others; but here are ten reasons why Georgia should be at the top of your hate list:

1. If I have to hear about Lindsay Scott and "Run Lindsay Run" again, I will go off on someone in red and black. It was one play and one win back in the 80's that is irrelevant today. (Do you hear us talking about Bell to Nattiel every year?)

2. They consider themselves more classy than Florida fans because they dress up for the games in dress pants, button-ups, and ties. I think they look like their mom dressed them for church in 100 degree weather. Comfort beats looking like an over-dressed tool any day. Also, lose the red pants. They look like you stole them off the homeless clown under the Modis building. 

 

3. They complain about the game being in Jacksonville rather than Atlanta....but you never heard them complain back before the 90s, did you? That's because they have to have an excuse for getting blistered every year and that's the best one they can come up with. 

4. Their defensive coordinator, Todd Grantham, was yelling at Chaz Henry before his overtime field goal kick, "You're going to f***ing choke!" while doing a choking motion.

5. Because they bark at people. It always makes me wonder, do they realize they're actually barking like a dog? Seriously? 

6. They claim a victory in 1904 against a team from Lake City, when the actual University of Florida that we cheer for today never fielded a football team until 1906. 

7. They call their band the "Redcoats." Why support the British that we fought for our independence? 

8. The 2007 Celebration will never be forgotten. NEVER. FORGOTTEN.

9. "Glory Glory" is their fight song? Do they even know that's the same song the Yankees sang as they burned down cities in Georgia during the Civil War? Incompetence.

10. Lastly, they think they're a national power. They aren't and they haven't been in 3 decades. They haven't been a national power since Herschel Walker left 30 years ago. Get over yourself, leg-humpers and let me know when you play for the real trophy, the BCS Title.

Every year at the beginning of the season, "This is our year..." Unfortunately for them, it always ends the same way.

About Rusty Thompson

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Rusty Thompson has an extreme passion for the Gator Football, Tailgating, and Jorts; which merged together to help him co-found GatorTailgating.com. Follow him on Twitter @RustyT22.

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In the Bell to Nattiel video,

In the Bell to Nattiel video, that #15 on the sidelines at the 0:51 mark is a real douche.

REASON # 11    

REASON # 11

 

 

To win it, you have to earn it.
To earn it, you have to work at it.
To work at it, you have to want it.

REASON # 11    

REASON # 11

 

 

To win it, you have to earn it.
To earn it, you have to work at it.
To work at it, you have to want it.

                        Yes!

                        Yes! An English Bulldog, to go with a red coat marching band? I hate that fight song for the same damn reason, General Sherman sang it all the way from Atlanta to Savannah and back up the Carolinas.

                  To HELL-- TO HELL-- TO HELL WiTH GEORGIA!!

kiss my gator tail

REASON #12    

REASON #12

 

 

To win it, you have to earn it.
To earn it, you have to work at it.
To work at it, you have to want it.

           Mark Pricht.

           Mark Pricht.

kiss my gator tail

Gators suck! always have,

Gators suck! always have, always will. Your 20 year run is over. Dawgs 20 yr run starts this weekend. Just look at the history. 20 yr. cycles. 30s,40s us. 50s,60s ya'll 70s,80s us. 90s 00s ya'll

You have hired a coach that is going to lead you back to where Gaytors belong, being shoes, wallets and purses.

SUCK IT YOU BELLY DRAGGING BE YOTCHES

Rampdawg... really... your

Rampdawg... really... your like all others dawg fans who just put their heads between their legs when things are bad and lick their *ock and *alls until all the pain goes away,, lick lick lick ,, awww then lick some more.,.lick lick lick !!! get over it... youll always be a ball licker !

Oh yeah! You don't bring up

Oh yeah! You don't bring up Bell to Natteil becuase it meant nothing in a game you already had won.
What I like bringing up more than Lindsay Scott, is ya'll being voted #1 in the nation the week of the WLOCP in 85. Ya'll still had Bell and Natteil, and our 2 true freshman running backs RAN ALL OVER THE #1 RANKED GAYTORS. TD RUNS OF 55, 75 AND 89 YDS. For a sweet revenge over the #1 RANKED GAYTORS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT GAYTORS.

How's UGA doing?   Uga I thru

How's UGA doing?

 

Uga I thru VIII are all dirt nappin' now....WoooHoooo!!!

Russ is standing in....Russ...LMFAO....Russ!

To win it, you have to earn it.
To earn it, you have to work at it.
To work at it, you have to want it.

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