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| perfect - Posted Sat, 08/16/2008 - 10:57am |
| First find a nice beer, cold, but not too cold, then find a nice open spot where the grass is no more than 2 inches to allow for optimum drunken football playing. Then you set up a tent make sure to shake, not stir, the tent to get grass and other debris from the last tailgate off, for optimum viewing of the gator emblem. This will inflict optimum fear in visiting scum (UGa fans, FSU fans, etc.). Gently place a tub in a reasonably accessible location, place full keg of decent but reasonably priced (cheap) beer into said tub....fill with ice. Forcibly but not too harshly so as to ruin the bouquet, tap the keg. It is optimal that you do this as soon as possible, so as to not let the mood sour. As soon as this step is done (and you should optimally already have drunken 2 beers at this point) break out a reclining folding chair, finish your 3rd beer and enjoy the scenery.
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you just described a very nice tailgate party....the only thing your missing are the "Bourbon Meyers," a TV with football on it (or ESPN Gameday), and a bunch of guys and gilrs to party with. Although, the latter usually automatically comes with the former (alcohol).
You can also switch the TV for a stereo with some good tunes on it too. That will work as well.
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Josh... You're going to tailgate with us for the Hawaii game right? I'm going to be out there at 8am
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yeah, I'll be out there for sure, like a 5 minute walk from the new place to there. btw, like the email update thing, cause my IM program tells me when I get email, which in turn tells me that someone posted a reply to my messages on here, lol.